I'm patiently trying to get your attention,

you know I adore you and - OH! did I mention

I love to be near you, to share the same space?

Just look at this "follow you anywhere" face!

You know I'm your faithful, dependable friend,

so eager to serve you, true-blue to the end.

I'm sitting here staring at you like a sap,

hoping to find a soft spot for a nap-

What do you mean, I'm too big for your lap?